Posts Tagged ‘facebookpokerchips’
Are you a Facebook Poker Donkey?
- Are you a facebook poker donkey?
To know whether or not you’re a facebook poker donkey, you must first understand exactly what a poker donkey is. A donkey in poker is someone who plays loose and wild, but always manages to catch his card on the river and win the hand. He’s the guy (or girl) who wets themselves with joy when they get dealt Ace – King because they just cant wait for the Ace to fall on the flop so they can go all in and win it. But when the Ace doesn’t fall, they go all in anyway because – hey…the Ace *always* comes right? Well in the case of a facebook poker donkey, yeah .. it usually does.
You chase anything and everything.
When you get 7 – 2 offsuit, the first thing that comes to your mind is “I should fold this…but what if 7 – 7 – 2 comes on the flop? The poker donkey is the eternal optimist, unable and unwilling to put down any cards because of the 3% chance that he might land a huge hand on the flop.
You were born to call.
Did someone who has been raising the entire hand just go all in after the river? They probably have a very strong hand, but what the hell right? Call their bet and show ‘em whose boss with your monster pocket pair! A donkey will call just about every raise if there is the smallest chance that they might hit their flush or straight, however slim the chances. Donkeys love the excitement of being “in the pot” and to them poker is more of adrenaline rush then a game of skill and discipline.
You love to bluff.
The poker donkey is a master of bluffing. The worse their hand is, the more they feel the need to bluff with huge raises. They watched a video on youtube about how to bluff in texas holdem and they believe they’ve mastered the most difficult maneuver in poker in 10 minutes of study. This particular breed of donkey can be distinguished by their nervous “chatter” in the chat box, something along the lines of “GO AHED AND CALL I DARE YOU” or “I HAVE ACEZ LOLZ!!”.
You’re always begging for chips.
Tags: 
Women are only after your Facebook Chips.
Hot girls on Facebook aren't always "girls"
What is it about women that makes guys lose their all common sense in poker? Have you ever seen how guys react to a girl with a hot profile picture in Facebook Texas Holdem poker? The moment they enter the room every guy at the table sends her a friend request. Then come the random gifts of champage or hearts, followed by the smooth one liners.. “yor hot”.
Did you ever stop and wonder just how many of those girls who play facebook texas holdem poker are actually really beautiful women? Do gorgeous women generally sit around playing facebook poker? It seems like all it takes to fool naive guys in poker is some pictures of a hot young girl and they lose all common sense. The truth is, most of the these so called super models are actually just guys desperate for facebook poker chips. When they can’t find facebook poker bots, or facebook poker hacks, or cheats for facebook poker, they swallow their pride and turn to whoring themselves out in the poker tables hoping to score some pokerchips from guys desperate enough to fall for their tricks.
Noone really gets hurt I guess since the guys think they’re having a conversation with a beautiful girl and the “girls” are getting free facebook poker chips. But it just goes to show ya how far a pair of boobs.. or even a picture of boobs will get in you in this world.
Top 5 Reasons Beginners Lose all their Facebook Poker Chips
losing is never fun..
1) Beginners tilt in poker very easily - As undisciplined beginners, players tend to tilt very easily every chance they get. All it takes is a slight change of luck and a few bad beats to put us in tilt mode, as we attempt to win all our facebook poker chips back in a single, glorious hand. As we all know, this almost never works out.
2) Beginners tend to hope for too much - Instead of playing to win facebook poker chips, we sometimes play just to get lucky. The thrill of landing the flush on the river and winning the huge pot of facebook chips seems to outweight the thrill of playing with discipline and winning smaller pots. But going for huge pots of chips always ends the same after a certain amount of time, with zero facebook poker chips. Then we beat ourselves up as if we didn’t see it coming.
3) Beginners don’t think enough - Sometimes all we see is a big pot of facebook poker chips and all we can think about is win win win and lose all focus on the game. What about our opponents cards? What about how many outs we have or what the odds are? Should we fold or hold? As soon as we see that big pot, all logic goes out the window.
4) Beginners don’t fold enough - As beginners, we see folding a hand not simple as just folding, but rather we see it as losing the hand. Knowing when to fold is an important tool for the texas holdem poker player, not an admission of defeat. One of the biggest mistakes a beginner can make is simply just not folding enough.
5) Beginners are too focused on winning - I know this sounds ridiculous but it’s true of all beginners. They’re so busy chasing the big win that they never stop and think what might happen if they actually lose the hand. They never play defensively to ensure that they keep some facebook chips aside to play another day. All they can think of is how great it will be when they win the huge pot, but if they don’t they’re always left wishing they had used better judgement kept some chips aside.
Tom “Durrrr” Dwan wins a $920,000 hand (real money)
Tom “Durrrr” Dwan wins a $920,000 pot (Real Money) while playing in a televised high stakes game in this clip, the highest amount ever won in a televised game. Fast forward to around the 5th minute of this clip to see the hand.
