Are you a Facebook Poker Donkey?
You chase anything and everything.
When you get 7 – 2 offsuit, the first thing that comes to your mind is “I should fold this…but what if 7 – 7 – 2 comes on the flop? The poker donkey is the eternal optimist, unable and unwilling to put down any cards because of the 3% chance that he might land a huge hand on the flop and is eager to push his facebook poker chips into the pot.
You were born to call.
Did someone who has been raising the entire hand just go all in with their facebook poker chips after the river? They probably have a very strong hand, but what the hell right? Call their bet and show ‘em whose boss with your monster pocket pair! A donkey will call just about every raise of facebook poker chips if there is the smallest chance that they might hit their flush or straight, however slim the chances. Donkeys love the excitement of being “in the pot” and to them poker is more of adrenaline rush then a game of skill and discipline.
You love to bluff.
The facebook poker donkey is a master of bluffing. The worse their hand is, the more they feel the need to bluff with huge raises of facebook chips. They watched a video on youtube about how to bluff in texas holdem and they believe they’ve mastered the most difficult maneuver in poker in 10 minutes of study. This particular breed of donkey can be distinguished by their nervous “chatter” in the chat box, something along the lines of “GO AHED AND CALL I DARE YOU” or “I HAVE ACEZ LOLZ!!”.
You’re always begging for facebook poker chips.
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AHAHA this is half my friends
i’ll be damned i think im a facebook poker donkey :]
lol that donkey asking for poker chips is my girlfriend
omg this is hilarious i never thought about it but all those things fit me exactly
facebook poker should find a way to keep people with under a certain amount of chips out of highroller rooms so they cant beg for chips, if they banned the phrase “can i have chips please” there would be 50% less talk in the rooms
I really laughed at this article, good job.
This characteristics applies to the most of the players. Especially the “You chase anything and everything.” and “You were born to call.” is very true.
But I sometimes also can’t stand to call a high rase after the turn, hoping for my high flush on the river. And yeah, when it does then, they have to pay pretty much.
Donkeys always pay in texas holdem sooner or later, their luck just cant holdup against the long term odds in poker. And its true about them begging for facebook poker chips going from room to room,
i have never seen more donkeys in texas holdem than i have in facebook poker
they come from every corner of the donkey world
this post is true in so many ways – it fits most facebook texas holdem players perfectly
ahah i love the look on that kids face thats classic
facebook poker full of this donkeys. they eat facebook chips and shit flushes and straits
lol this is some funny shit
judging by your criteria, I might be a facebook poker donkey
bwahaha that picture of the little girl is my face exactly when im playing facebook poker
by the way ill gladly take some facebook poker chips if anyone has extra and wants to donate sum to me
i cant believe how closely this describes like 80% of my friends in facebook poker….and they are ALWAYS begging me for facebook poker chips too
This described 98% of the players on Facebook Poker. Nothing but Bingo players, throwing all in with 7s and 2s off suit.
maybe im a half donkey… but not really i dont know maybe sometimes